Finnialla is a multifaceted weirdo specializing in trash stories found in stores with blacked-out curtains and left in Denny’s parking lots at 2 a.m. They create queer television, garbage poetry, and pulp novels that center around outcasts with stories others consider low brow.Click on the buttons below to explore things they've made.

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MUSING PUBLICATIONS - The Nuances of New Age Feminism (Fall 2022)MESSY MISFITS ZINE - Issue 3: Identity (Fall 2022)THE CREATIVE ZINE - Fall 2022 issueRAT WORLD MAGAZINE - NSFW Valentines zine 2023SPILLOVER MAGAZINE - Issue 3: Anachronism (Spring 2023)SCAB MAGAZINE - Fall 2023 issueOUTLANDER ZINE - Staff Poet


Screenmatic Screenplay Awards
- Camp Kumbaya (Quarterfinalist)
Final Draft’s Big Break
- Camp Kumbaya (Quarterfinalist - Television Diversity)
ScreenCraft Screenwriting Fellowship
- Camp Kumbaya (Quarterfinalist)
Vail Film Festival Screenplay Competition
- Camp Kumbaya (Quarterfinalist)

Reach out. Tell me your hyperfixations. Send me trash. Throw your smut my way. Eat dirt, die forever.

If you could be any cryptid, which one would you be? free polls


Age: 23 ♡

Pronouns: They/Them

Mood: Sleepy ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈ )

Currently listening to: Somewhere Between the Power Lines and Palm Trees by Dogstar

Currently reading: The Red and the Blue by Steve Kornacki

Currently Watching: What's New Scooby Doo?


- I'm a vegetarian

- I got a dramatic writing degree with a minor in film at an art school

- I was a president of a slam poetry club in college for two years

- I'm a cancer

- I can play the viola and the piano

- I live off of coffee most days

- I learned how to roller skate at the age of four

- I have both ADHD and Autism

- I am allergic to being in the sun for long periods of time. It's called Polymorphic Light Eruption.

- I love watching silent movies and four hour long Youtube documentaries when I'm working.

- I know all the lyrics of All Star by Smash Mouth by heart


Bands/Artists: Bad Bunny, The Cranberries, Rage Against the Machine, Dogstar, Will Wood and the Tapeworms, Ghost, Fleetwood Mac, Smash Mouth.

Podcasts: Behind the Bastards, Knowledge Fight, Last Podcast on the Left, Sad Boyz, Very Really Good.

Video Games:Animal Crossing, Stardew Valley, Kirby and the Forgotten Land, Sam and Max Hit the Road.

Hobbies: Reading, Drawing, Listening to Music, Writing, Making Zines.

To Do

- Poem List

- Upload pics of pins, patches, and stickers

- Art Gallery


I'm the limerick, mired in muck.
I refuse to be bored or get stuck.
   I like to offend,
   But not, in the end,
As much as to thwart expectations.
What Poetry Form Are You?

I'm a Madagascan Burrowing Frog!
Found in the dry, hilly

I am a Cubone!

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (Repending Believers)Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
Level 2 (Lustful)Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Moderate
Level 7 (Violent)Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Low
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

creature of the woods

What Kirby Hat Do You Wear?
What Kirby Hat Do You Wear?
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FUCK TEXTBOOK PRICES - Textbooks should be free.

FUCK ARTICLE PAYWALLS - I'm not paying 10.99 a month to read three articles.

ANTI WORKSHOP - You are not a machine. Ask for better pay and safer working conditions.

INTRO TO MARXISM - Has all the different books on Marxism.

UNIONIZE YOUR WORK - A way to start a union at your work.

NAVAJO WATER PROJECT - Provides clean water for indigenous communities and rallies against pipelines.

CRUSH CAPITALISM - A comprehensive guide to why capitalism is bad and hurts all of us.

BLACK LIVES MATTER CARRD - Links, Resources, and ways to help.


WHERE I LEARNED TO CODE - Go check Madeline out. She has a lot of great suggestions and links.

PULP MAGAZINE ARCHIVE - A place that archives pulp magazines from the 20's - 50's.

THE BEASTIARY - A guide to medieval animals.


YES NO MAYBE CHART - Explore kinks with your partner in a healthy and communicative way.

ASPIE TESTS - A comprehensive list of autism tests.



SOLITAIRE - You can play solitaire.

THE UNCLE WHO WORKS FOR NINTENDO - A horror game about a sleepover where the uncle works for Nintendo.

KYLE IS FAMOUS - I can't explain this game if I wanted to. It's fun, it's stupid, it's fucking something.

PEPSI PASS - Did you want a game that takes the idea of Crystal Pepsi and the Oregon Trail and mixes them together? It's been made. It's right here.

INFINITE DRIVING SIMULATOR - No traffic, no obstacles, just driving.

PINBALL - The old desktop pinball.

THE WIKIPEDIA GAME - Can you connect two Wikipedia articles in the smallest number of clicks?

VAMPIRES - A game where you're a vampire. Very fun and addictive.

DESKTOP GOOSE - It's a goose that messes up your desktop.

FANFIC GAME - Everyone takes turns trying to write a cohesive fan fiction together.

PET MEME MAKER - It's to make that pet meme with a persons face.

WAFFLE MEME MAKER - It's to make that waffle my beloved meme.


A NICE PLACE - It's just a nice place on the internet.

GHOST TOWNS OF AMERICA - A list of all the ghost towns in America.

KRAFT SINGLE - Just click on it.

MCMANSION HELL - A wonderful site making fun of the monstrosity that are McMansions.

MYSTERY FLESH PIT NATIONAL PARK - A completely nonexistant national park.

FANLORE - The Wikipedia of Fanfiction.

GOBLIN MANIFESTO - It's the Goblin Manifesto.

PUDDING - A news site about whatever writers want to write about

CONDIMENT MUSEUM - An online museum of condiment packets.

PLUG AND SOCKET MUSEUM - An online museum of different plugs and sockets.

MOBILE PHONE MUSEUM - An online museum of all the different cell phone models.

CHICKEN - Chicken, chicken, chicken.

JACKSON POLLOCK - Paint to your hearts content.

MS PAINT - Miss MS Paint? Me too. Here's an online version.

WINDOW SWAP - Look out a random person's window.

TRANSPARENT STICKERS - A bunch of PNGS of stickers. Give the tumblr user credit if you use, though.

WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I LISTEN TO NOW? - Put in an artist or song, get recommendations back.

USELESS WEB - It takes you to a useless website.

CROUTON - My beloved.


ROING - He's so friend shaped.

BIG RAT - Big chongus.



RADIO GARDEN - Listen to any radio station all over the world.

WEIRD WAVES - A collection of audio dramas from the 20th century.

DRIVE AND LISTEN - Pick anywhere and listen to the local radio from that city.

TREE FM - Listen to any forest in the world.


CANNIBAL THE MUSICAL - A copy of Trey Parker's college musical project about Alfred Packer, the "Colorado Cannibal."

OLD HOLLYWOOD BLOOPERS - Since film was expensive, it's hard to find bloopers, so enjoy.

BAD 80's SLASHER FILMS - A playlist of all the terrible 80's slasher films.

TOONAMI AFTERMATH - Watch all the old Toonami cartoons.

DREAM DOORS - A collection of movies from the 60's - 90's .

MST3K DARK DUNGEONS - Not a video, but references two weird cult works of media.

BLACK FILM ARCHIVE - A wonderful site that has archived black media.

DECADE TELEVISION - Watch television shows from the 50's to the 2000's. It's set to the 90's right now.

DOCUMENTARIES - An entire archive of docs to watch for free.

FILM COLORS - The old colors they used in old film sets and lights.

LUPIN THE THIRD ARCHIVE - My absolute favorite anime ever. All the movies and television shows from the last 50 years.



ZINE RESOURCES - A bunch of zine resources from Brattyxbre.

AN ONLINE ZINE TEMPLATE - A wonderful resource for making zine online.

SNAIL LEGS ZINES - A cute collection of zines by Snail legs. Their art style is adorable.

ZINE LIBRARY - A digital library of zines.

QUEER ZINE ARCHIVE - An archive of queer zines.

ANTI CAPITALIST ZINES - An archive of free politicat zines.


COMICS CHRONICLE - Comics on politics and current events.

WEB COMIC RING - An archive of webcomics.

THE GLASS SCIENTISTS - Scifi comic about mad scientists in Victorian London.

BLACKOUT CITY - Another Scifi comic about a detective in a cyber future searching for a missing person.

CHILLI THE VAMPIRE OPOSSUM - Exactly what the title says.

SUPERPOSE - A Scifi comic about changing the future and physics.

GOLD SCISSORS - A comic about dreams.

SEA OF CURSES - This one is new and I dont really know how to describe it, but I really like it so far.

17776 - The first webcomic that I came across in high school. It's still hilarious after all this time.

THERE'S SIX GUYS WHO LIVE IN THIS FLAT - Probably the weirdest thing I've ever read.


WRITING RESOURCES - A list of resources I've compiled about novel writing, screenwriting, and poetry.

WRITING FANFIC GUIDE - Just as it sounds.

WORDS - Make up new words

DICTIONARY OF UNUSUAL WORDS - Maybe you can sound like a victoiran orphan? Who knows?

TIP OF MY TONGUE - A dictionary for when you've forgotten a word.


QUEERING THE MAP - A map of queer people. Know you are not alone.

QUEER HISTORY - A bunch of articles and facts on queers throughout history.

QUEER RESOURCES - The GLAAD resources for queer people.

MORE QUEER RESOURCES - You can never have too many resources.

LESBIAN VAMPIRE FILM RECS- If there's lesbian vampires, I'm sold.

LESBIAN PULP NOVEL COVERS - If you ever find one, definetly check it out. They're beautiful and terrible.




poems :)


I will add pics soon. :)


I will add pics soon. :)


I will add pics soon. :)

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